Male Gaze: Juan Pablo Galavis, Your New Bachelor

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Tonight, the eighteenth edition (!!!) of The Bachelor premieres, with soccer hunk Juan Pablo Galavis as the lucky, rose-bearing guy. According to Wikipedia, the former soccer player left his footie dreams behind after his 2008 season with Miami FC and "began his career in the music business by promoting on the Miami bar and club scene," which can only mean good things are in store for us this season. Though we might not have been the most devoted Bachelor fans in the past, Juan Pablo's abs — those glorious, soccer-and-Miami-club-scene-cultivated abs — have definitely caught our attention.