The queen's granddaughter Zara Phillips delivered a seven-pound, twelve-ounce royal crumpet at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital this morning. Her name has yet to be announced, but Zara and her very British-looking, rugby-star husband, Mike Tindall, have reportedly already taken their new baby home. Phillips's daughter is the queen's fourth great-grandchild, and sixteenth in line to the throne.
Meanwhile, Prince George is sitting somewhere, cool as a royal cucumber about the threat of this new, cute thing stealing his spotlight. This wouldn't be the first time he's made quick work of the competition.