Meryl Streep is a woman of many talents. She can act, she can pose, she can be a best friend. She can cast a withering gaze; she can smile like you've just brought her a brioche and an espresso. Did you know she can read? Oh, but she can, and she demonstrated on Ellen earlier today.
She can read so well. She can read oatmeal recipes like a woman hot and bothered. She can read a traffic report like she is bringing new life into this world. She can read the Internet's encyclopedia like she's never seen such galling words before. A Renaissance Meryl, if there ever was one.