Zosia Mamet Bought a Pink Building in Bushwick

Actress Zosia Mamet (L) and actor Evan Jonigkeit attend HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party held at Circa 55 Restaurant on January 12, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. Photo: Mike Windle/Getty Images

While old soul Emma Watson shops for apartments on the Upper East Side, Zosia Mamet and her boyfriend, actor Evan Jonigkeit, just committed to a whole building — a whole little building — in youthville, a.k.a. Bushwick. According to the Daily Mail, "trendy," "fashionable" Brooklyn times await the couple in their "love nest."

The $1 million row house is currently split into three apartments, and these apartments are straight out of Craigslist ads. Faded ochre cabinetry, that kind of sink that definitely has a funky water-pressure situation going on, old-school fridge, and a backyard/garbage pile. This is not a celeb-y pad with a gourmet kitchen and a wine cellar and closets within closets within closets. It's like a regular, standard apartment (well, three regular, standard apartments). Perhaps Mamet has purchased it for Girls research purposes, so that she can better understand how a Hannah or an Adam or a Ray might live. But she's probably just going to gut it and turn a whole floor into the Inception of closets.