The discussion of February fashion magazines was dominated by Vogue's cover girl Lena Dunham and her infamous pigeon — an aviary mystery we might have solved by studying other editorial shoots. And did you know that this month, photographers were determined to confuse Amy Adams? Oh, they were absolutely in cahoots about getting her lost. From literary naps to snacking on stacked heels and twigs, click through our slideshow to see this month’s superlatives from W, Vogue, Dazed and Confused, Harper's Bazaar, and more.
Least Likely to Have Fashion Week FOMO
Too "busy" to make it to the Purple Party.
Someone told Amy Adams she had to crawl on the wood chips to get to back to hair and makeup.
Second Worst Directions
Someone told Amy Adams that the door was directly behind her and now she’s stuck.
Wettest Hair for No Reason
When you're in head-to-toe Chanel, you've no excuse for not getting a blowout.
Best Case for Fishnets
Not to mention our new favorite photo term: Underbutt Lighting.
Worst Case of the Munchies
It happens to the best of us.
Worst Use of Lupita
Behold one of the world's most beautiful women as she auditions for the next Pixar movie.
Did you know that the German word for glove is handschuh (like hand-shoe)?
Most Notable Absence
So this is where Vogue stole its invisible pigeon from. The plot thickens.
Worst Intern at the Architechture Firm
Sick of modeling. GET IT?
Chichest Person on the Playa
The road to Burning Man is paved with good caftans.
Who needs Uber when you have Adam Driver?
Best Dog Penis
Oh, like you could see anything else in that photo.
Best Rip Van Winkle
Since the twenties, this flapper has been flopped on some silky sheets on Zelda Fitzgerald's old futon.
Best Best Friends
They match their outfits, and they don’t think much of yours.
Most Obviously Stealth Workout
Hips lifted, calf elevated, and chill for a minute. One way to get rid of your thut.
Most Perplexing Leg Line
Can we distract you from this inconceivable thigh with some gauzy, deep cerulean?
Best Floral Crowd Surfer
Let those petals carry you right to the stage.
Best Sick Day
Did you just attempt the gallon challenge, dearest ill model?
Best Statement Hibiscus
He's looking for a snooty hummingbird to impress.
Best Fringe Theories
This girl may love a profusion of tassels, but she's got sensible taste in footwear.
Her clothes and accessories so conveniently match the wall paneling.
Best Queef Hose
Aim it right at the fire, Perry. Great job.
Worst Ordering of Garments
Girl, did you put your tights on before your underwear? Nah, nah, nah. Start over.
Most Aggressively Relaxed
Sitting, chilling, relaxing all cool.
Best Secret Kanye
Did you know that this is a photograph of Kanye West in position of rage and repose?
Most Obstinate Outfit
That dress was not made for sitting, but darn it, you don't let some violet Max Mara tell you what to do.
Most Evident Forced Chortle
Pretend I said something charming and lovable and witty and laugh and laugh and laugh until we can't remember how we got put into this field of straw.
Best Jane Austen –Sphinx Vibe
Bow before the giant lawn chair and solve her riddle or face sudden death.
Everywhere these models stand, secret mirrors follow close behind.
Best Sulk in Sheer
But if she's going to pout in a corner, you better believe she is going to select a corner with a mountaintop view.
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