Kanye and Kim Claim They Are Having a ‘Super, Super Small’ Wedding

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They might have all of gay Paree at their disposal, but they will probably only need one arrondissement, as Kim Kardashian reveals that she's keeping her summer wedding to Kanye West "super, super small and intimate." The future Mrs. Yeezus told Ryan Seacrest: "We realize we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking." (Sad, because what we were imagining and thinking may or may not have included baby North giving a wedding toast comprised of Kanye lyrics. Not going to happen?)

The blushing bride also revealed that she considers seating charts akin to "death," which might explain her sudden urge to downsize. Either way, we wonder how long E! producers are going to entertain this "small" and "intimate" idea before insisting on something that will actually get ratings. (Also: Does this mean that, once and for all, Versailles is out?)