Lucky Purity Ring for Sale on eBay Will Get You Laid

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This $5, "gently used," virginity-declaring purity ring has a double band and is etched with "True Love Will Wait." It's also "no longer needed," according to its eBay seller, who is reportedly some kind of "feminism/sexuality rabble-rouser." Bid high: Proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood, and, besides, it's not as if a ring loses any of its inherent value just because it has previously served this totally natural function for another person. On the contrary, "this ring will bring you good luck!"