Amanda Seyfried Is Armed and Disappointed

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Amanda Seyfried, concerned citizen of the world, is disappointed in airport security. She reports that she found a knife on her person while aboard an airplane! She posted on her Twitter account:

Dear TSA: This Swiss Army knife wasn't detected through security and I unknowingly carried it on board. Scary!

What if she, an ethereal and beautiful starlet, were actually an ethereal and beautiful sleeper agent working for an international spy ring who boarded planes with malicious intent?

Or perhaps she is a movie star who gets special treatment? No one will ever know!