Mark this as the month our fashion magazines experimented with gravity — from seeing if flower pots could levitate, if eggs would drop, and if Emma Watson could float. Curious about how this turned out for everyone? Curious about who was voted the best famous baby this month? Click through our slideshow to see month’s superlatives from Vogue, Elle, Harper's Bazaar, W, and more.
Most Improbable Mode of Transportation
Someone who owns and layers three pastel cardigans should be allowed nowhere near a skateboard, ever.
Best SJP Face
Major jaw tension.
Styled by E. Scissorhands.
Most Mysterious Pram
Who needs a baby when you have some invasive branches?
Best Levitating Flower Pot
Models don't test gravity on other objects nearly enough.
These models were likely caught underneath the dirt spillage from the flying flower pot experiment.
Ooooh, she loves it! You don’t understand their love!
Spring allergies reduced a model to the fetal position.
All the kids want their money back.
Best Island of the Lost Models
Only that giraffe looks like he’s where he wants to be at this moment in his modeling career.
Best Time Travel Flash
Did you just get transported to the '70s for a hot second? Whoa, yeah, me too.
Best Fake Lean
If that model puts any weight on that pile of popsicle sticks, this whole building will collapse, mark my words.
Worst Idea of a Garment
Light spectrum as fashion.
Most Confusing Employment of: Dish Gloves, Perfume Bottles
This photo is, quite literally, the kitchen sink.
Most Confusing Use of Graveyard Boobs
Those butt poufs have a lot of work to do to lighten the mood.
Most Confusing Suspension
Are you sitting or jumping or lying on the ground? Cool velvet hat, though.
Lurking ex-boyfriend just wants to help you hold up a candelabra.
Best Dove Flasher
I’m naked!!! coos this dove.
Most Probable Allegory
I feel like this is a parable, but I just know don’t what it is.
Best I-Spy Game
I found your glove! It’s in your pocket! Your breast pocket! I bet you didn’t see it because you’re only wearing shades of white, which can sometimes lead to losing things on your own person. Okay, cool, have a good day!
Most Geometric Solange
Was Solange suspended in front of this wall — or graffitied onto it?
Most Soporific Slippers
Do you really expect someone to stay awake when half her shoes are made from granny slippers?
Tiniest Thumbelina Lady
Somewhere a little nymph in a bifurcated cocktail dress sleeps in a Nike RTs.
Oddest Fight Club Reference
The first rule is that we wear a miniskirt made from the Monsters Inc. on Ice! costumes.
Most Selfish Eye Makeup
You couldn’t share just a little bit of that thick color with the walls, could you?
Best Bride of the Tin Man
Her heart’s not empty.
Best Hogwarts Theme
Cutout robes: not in uniform, but not out of uniform either.
Girl, I don’t know what you're looking for, but you aren’t going to find it in the whisper of a veil.
Dear princess, I am going to mail you some conditioner. Just send me your address.
Best Scandal Plotline
It was a white power suit that transformed into a fantasy wedding dress.
Least Subtle Bikini Season Reference
Well, at least they don't have you measure your own waistline.
Good luck getting that hat on.
Most Dubious Group Shot
They may be wearing matching hats, but that doesn't mean they're really friends.
Moodiest Closet Cleaner
Only sitting in your closet starting angrily at doorknobs accurately conveys the frustration of spring cleaning.
Best Imitation of a Beyoncé Video
Clearly someone saw "Haunted."
Best Dolly Parton Hair
Oh lady, what have you seen and will you tell us your wisdom and let us try on that fantastic satin suit?
No matter how fast you run, I’m afraid that tackiness is going to follow.
They snuck out of the doll factory and they need a ride home.
Dating a rock star is so boring.
Best I'M PEEING face
This is the best naked, peeing baby in all of the fashion magazines from this month.
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