Cameron Diaz Knows Someone Will Cheat on You

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Cameron Diaz, she of sunshine-hair and bicep-cheek, is about to break your gentle heart. In response to a line of questioning about her upcoming movie The Other Woman, she told OK! Magazine that YOU WILL BE CHEATED ON. She doesn't know when and she doesn't know why, but she's seen into your future and your past. In her words:

Everybody has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on. I can't fix that, I don't know how, I don't have any judgement on anybody, I don't know how to fix the problem … We are human beings, we are complicated — you cannot go through life without tallying up a few scars, you cannot go through life unscathed, it's just what it is. It's all meant to happen, take your lessons, figure it out, move on.

Cool, glad we chatted, Cameron. Next time you have to come to my place — we can discuss how everyone we've ever looked up to is actually an imposter and a liar.