Cameron Diaz, personable yoga ball and best-selling author of a book, went on Chelsea Lately for some fun girl-talk. Every day is a fresh opportunity for Cameron Diaz to honor her calling, which is now to instruct people not to make any permanent decisions about their pubes. And lady loves a metaphor. She just loves to skip through this starry, sparkly, lush ocean of metaphors. Diaz is work-shopping the Venus flytrap metaphor this time around. She — in her mixed-metaphor bounty — moves seemlessly from describing a vagina as a "delicate flower" to something that is "hun-gar-ey" (that's the word hungry). Keep swimming in that metaphor sea, lady! We've got our seat belts buckled, and we're here right beside you.
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