After a recent renovation and redecoration of Kensington Palace, Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton has changed her mind. She selected the color scheme for the palace residence while incubating the future king and now regrets her choice of palette. The Daily Mail reports: "She’s blaming it on her hormones before the birth."
The offending colors are not described specifically, aside from noting that one room "came out with a horrible, unexpected purple tinge."
But, of course, the princess is not one to wallow in a bruised room for too long. The Daily Mail says soon, Middleton will be "embarking on yet another programme of decoration." An entire programme — how fancy and ingenious! Soon the ghastly violet room will be remedied and all shall be right with England and the rest of the good green Earth.