New Lady Hired to Clean Up Prince George’s Poop

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge carries her son Prince George Of Cambridge after his christening at the Chapel Royal in St James's Palace, ahead of the christening of the three month-old Prince George of Cambridge by the Archbishop of Canterbury on October 23, 2013 in London, England. Photo: WPA Pool/Getty Images

There's a new person to ensure that Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal hands aren't unnecessarily sullied by their infant son, Prince George, and Hello Magazine and Us Weekly  have alleged "inside knowledge" on the new royal nanny. Ready?

• She is a woman.

• She is Spanish.

• She's in her mid-30s.

• She's "mostly cared for children of the aristocracy in the past."

• She "lives for her job."

So many questions unanswered. Does she fly? What is her stance on a spoonful of sugar? What are a few of her favorite things?