The One Woman Who Cares Lots About Chris Martin’s Side of Things

Bridget Everett==IFC FILMS & THE BRESLIN Present an Intimate Screening of THE PUNK SINGER Hosted by Kathleen Hanna==Ace Hotel, NYC==November 24, 2013. Photo: Paul Bruinooge/? Patrick McMullan

Here's Bridget Everett, lead singer of Bridget Everett and the Tender Moments. She cares a lot about Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay and co-lead at uncoupling. Upon hearing of the GOOP-Martin divorce, Everett hoisted her love-cries unto the internet. Here's what she writes:

Here's wishing everyone involved the fun summer of their dreams.