Here's Bridget Everett, lead singer of Bridget Everett and the Tender Moments. She cares a lot about Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay and co-lead at uncoupling. Upon hearing of the GOOP-Martin divorce, Everett hoisted her love-cries unto the internet. Here's what she writes:
CHRIS MARTIN: grease up those hips. We're gonna have a big summer!— bridget everett (@bridgeteverett) March 25, 2014
Things Chris Martin can look forward to doing: ME.— bridget everett (@bridgeteverett) March 25, 2014
#thingschrismartincanlookforwardto: happiness, cheese from a can and big titties— bridget everett (@bridgeteverett) March 25, 2014
all the pix of me & chris martin were lost in a fire. plz send if u have copies. like when we were on horseback or on the beach or cuddling.— bridget everett (@bridgeteverett) March 26, 2014
Here's wishing everyone involved the fun summer of their dreams.