Diane Keaton is dispensing her thoughts on the unmarried life: Everyone, quiet down.
She gives People a very mixed-bag sort of analysis:
It's not the worst tragedy. But I really wish I had bought myself a man! A good man who would be a great father, I really do. I think it's a better way to go … I think I was not practical. I had some insane idea that I had to be in love. Now I see what it really takes: real consideration that you're a good team together.
But don't get concerned that it's a sad state of affairs in the house of Keaton; she detailed her fun for More:
I told myself I wanted to, but I didn't really want a man that I could have. I wanted the dream ... I have a list of all the men I've kissed. The only one I've missed, really, is Matthew McConaughey.
Only one fellow missing from a kiss list? That's a pretty solid accomplishment, lady!
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