F/M/K Friday: Jon Hamm, James Franco, and David Beckham

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This week we present our inaugural F/M/K Friday, the Cut’s new weekly verdict on people and what to do to them.

We say: Fuck Jon Hamm, circa 1996, since it would involve time travel, boy-band hair, and a foot massage. Marry David Beckham, emerging swimsuit designer, who can keep you clad in beachwear forever. And kill James Franco — as we really do not need any more sleazy models “of how social media is tricky.”