Kate Middleton Cracks Excellent Balding Joke

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge meet a ram called Fred as they visit the Sydney Royal Easter Show on April 18, 2014 in Sydney, Australia. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are on a three-week tour of Australia and New Zealand, the first official trip overseas with their son, Prince George of Cambridge. Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images

Duchess Kate got redress for a certain banana comment at an agricultural fair in Sydney yesterday. Shown a tuft of alpaca wool in the same post-blond brown as Prince William's dwindling locks, the luscious-haired duchess reportedly pointed at the future king and father of her only child and said, "You need it more than me." She made the joke while wearing a white, laser-cut dress by the Australian designer Zimmermann.