Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas Broke Up

Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry attend We Day UK, a charity event to bring young people together at Wembley Arena on March 7, 2014 in London, England. Photo: Karwai Tang

England’s foremost wildflower and England’s second-fiddle prince — Cressida Bonas and Harry, respectively — have broken up. Their two-year relationship prompted speculative queries about their status and daydreams about scrunchies in Buckingham Palace. Would decorative china urns crack in the presence of such a thing? Those were the sorts of questions people asked. Now they will go unanswered. 

Worry not about their recovery, though. Harry is preparing to grand-tour himself around South America and various European cities. Cressida has gotten herself a nice orange juice.