Cara Delevingne Is Telling Eyebrow Lies

Model Cara Delevingne backstage at the Burberry Prorsum show at London Fashion Week AW14 at Kensington Gardens on February 17, 2014 in London, England. Photo: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images

In an impromptu interview with TMZ, Cara Delevingne attributed animal behavior to her eyebrows. When asked about their upkeep, she replied: 

They maintain themselves. They groom themselves. They're like a cat that licks her own fur. 

Or like a self-cleaning oven, or the hand that washes the other. And if any human could ever have eyebrows with that kind of power, sure, why not, it could be Delevingne.