Every breakup cloud has a silver lining. And for Gwyneth Paltrow's ex, the not Goop-y enough Chris Martin, that means the ability to consciously uncouple with any and all Goop-approved Goop food: no more seitan burgers, parsnip “fries,” and lactose-free “milkshakes.”
Chris and the kids, Apple and Moses, were spotted eating actual fast food at L.A.’s Reddi Chick, says The Daily Mail. “They were shoveling handfuls of fries into their mouths. It was like they’d never eaten anything so good in their lives,” said a source. Accurate. Because the only thing better than freedom is the taste of Freedom Fries.
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