If you've been obbsessively following news of Kimye's wedding plans for the last six months, you might believe all sorts of things, such as the couple rented out all of Paris for their venue, or is employing a team of unicorns to carry them down the aisle, or, even crazier, neglected to invite Beyoncé to the ceremony
Put away those childish dreams, America. None of them are true. What you thought was the faint tinkle of wedding bells is actually the sound of your dreams being shattered. As the big day approaches, the blushing bride is forcing reality down our throats. Below, a handy FAQ to tell fact from fiction:
Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out...— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
Q. I heard that Kimye got secret married in a small civil ceremony; is that true?
1. We are not married yet!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
Q. What kind of appetizers should I serve at my viewing party for the E! Kimye Wedding Spectacular?
2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we've decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
Q. Kim and Yeezy have so many hired friends and family members. Has their guest list reached 3,000 yet? Did Beyoncé really decline her invitation?
3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
In fact, E! reports that only 100 people will be in attendance: "The couple had to be very selective and cut it off at no work friends no matter how close or cherished." (Define a Kim Kardashian "work friend" though?)
Q. Do I already know what Kim's dress looks like?
4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
Q. Is there anything in this world I can trust? Is it even real?
A. Everything you know is a lie.
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