Rachel Bilson, Imaginary Wife of Seth Cohen, Is Expecting Her First Kid With Some Other Guy

Actors Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen attend the Glacier Films launch party hosted by Hayden C and Michael Saylor aboard the Yacht Harle on May 19, 2013 in Cannes, France. Photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images

Rachel Bilson — she of eternal summer in the Josh Schwartz universe of voluble teen tribulations — is pregnant. She is expecting her first kid with Hayden Christensen, whom she has dated since 2007. He was not a character in the Josh Schwartz macrocosm. Understandably, this is all very difficult to wrap one's mind around, especially first thing in the morning. Remember that Leighton Meester — who played another Schwartzian brunette whippersnapper known for her social scheming — married Bilson's character's soul mate's actor, Mr. Adam Brody.

Yes, the plots of The G-O.C.-sip Girl did devolve into laughable complications in later seasons. Still very watchable, though. And look at them now! Everything is tied up in a glossy, shimmering California sunset of a bow. Just as we dreamed it.