How is the first month of summer going to treat the models in June's fashion magazines? Will they understand tanning and how to spend time on the beach? Will they encounter wildlife? Will they wear the strangest sun hats they can find? Perhaps, perhaps, and yes! Click through our slideshow to see this month’s superlatives from Vogue, Elle, Harper's Bazaar, W, and more.
Best Cara Delevingne
Girl has no patience for that bear's caterwauling.
Most-Aggro Seal Fan
She didn't just kiss that rose; she consumed it.
Most Existential Apple
An apple a day can also lead to malaise.
Worst Green Room
Pop stars, sitting on their laurels on some furniture.
Most-Precarious Fastening Situation
All is fine and well when you can belly-cup, but what about after that?
Getting up in there, sticking around.
Best Stool Sample
Did Hedi Slimane make the above terrible joke to get Jolie laughing so hard? A hundred percent no.
Best War Prize
This fighter lost a lot in the war, but she won what mattered most: a very special backpack.
Best Jennifer Lawrence Slouch
Oh hey, there's your best friend's imaginary best friend.
She knows that she wore this elegant white dress on a dock for a reason, but she just can't recall it right now.
Best Fonts of Human Knowledge
These computers are like anchors, like cornerstones, like bedrock. So sturdy, so large.
Someone used all the tape making funny faces stick, but we had Band-Aids!
Most Tripped-Out Rihanna
Face has melted. She's working on putting it back together.
Most Charlize Theron
The patron saint of sporty hair shows you her method.
Best Scene From an English Novel
Evelyn just could not be bothered to gather the tennis detritus.
Best Left Leg
It's here to say, I'm here!
Trains wait for no woman, no matter how great their baggage is.
Oh, the stuff this lady could tell you pales in comparison to the stuff she won't tell you.
Most Turned-Up Prints
Could these prints have more fun if they tried? No, they couldn't!
Best Windswept Winslet
It's a look she knows well — so well she can carry it off in a blazer.
Worst Houseplant Courier
You see nothing. No palm fronds, no nothing.
Most Likely Well-Deserved Smoke Break
This looks like a stressful situation, lady.
Most Exposed Toes
This little piggy cried, Wee, wee, wee, I have trendy sandals!
Most Seaworthy Hat
A dark, tiny Cap'n Crunch.
Best Lifetime Movie Plot-Twist
The window-washer and the bed-squatter fell in love at first sight.
Worst Use of Straw
To think this dehydrated former grain could be a cozy bed for a goat or something.
Worst Easter Holiday
This egg hunt got out of hand quickly and no one took the blame.
Most Practiced Detachment
The best reaction to a double rainbow is dejected indifference.
Best Bob Ross Canvas
A little dab-dab-blend-blend, and it's a perfect happy accident!
A seagull attack doesn't perturb this lady and her Chloé cape.
When her sidebody was exposed, she realized that her soul was vulnerable as well. And she perched in her khakis, acknowledging the weight of the world.
Amateur hour at the scarf-twirling festival.
Best Butterfly Lips
Mum's the word.
Best Bride of Tin Man
Best Boat Lean
Adding some ballast.
Tangled up in seating.
There it is! It wins for the month.
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