Lana Del Rey Has 1 Speed and That Speed Is Melodrama

Singer/songwriter Lana Del Rey performs onstage during day 3 of the 2014 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival at the Empire Polo Club on April 20, 2014 in Indio, California. Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Pouting champion the world over, Lana Del Rey, only has a week left of being 27, so in an interview with The Guardian, she mentions that she would like to be considered for admittance into the morbid, exclusive 27 Club. After connecting a thread between two of her most influential idols (Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain), she tells writer Tim Jonze: 

I don’t know. Umm, yeah … I wish I was dead already.

Jonze fights with her on the matter, but Del Rey insists. "But I do ... I do! I don't want to have to keep doing this. But I am." Well, if you say it three times and spin, Beetlejuice should be approaching shortly. Wild conjecture, but I think they will get along splendidly. It will be the beginning of the most beautiful friendship.