Praise This Bridesmaid Who Ditched a Sinking Ship

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"Angle in, angle in, angle in!" shouted a photographer before yowling as a whole wedding party falls into some water. The film that emerged now serves as a testament to this fantastic, selfish bridesmaid, who sprinted away as fast as her dry legs could carry her. No matter she is there to support a waterlogged bride: You have to know when to cut loose, cut your losses, turn that coat, and never look back.

The dock, to its credit, collapsed elegantly and smoothly because it knew this was a wedding.