Stealing Bras in a Town Called Bra

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Today in things that aren't quite tautologies, a man was arrested for stealing bras in an Italian town called Bra. This 28-year-old bandito would snatch lingerie from clotheslines in the night, bolstered by the crisp wind and his community spirit. He just loves his town so much. So loyal to his home is he that it overwhelms him sometimes. Home is where the heart is and the heart is also where the bra is.