Taylor Swift’s Friend Outs Her As an Old Lady in a 24-Year-Old’s Body

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It's just as you have always known it: Taylor Swift's life is one long Hannah Montana–themed episode of Goosebumps, in which a 57-year-old matron is stuck inside the body of 24-year-old pop star. Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift's friend, but now maybe her ex-friend, outed her secret in an interview with Time

I know she’s 24 but she’s a sort of middle-aged woman trapped in a 24-year-old’s body. She hangs out with her cat and sews things.

Truth will out.