V. Stiviano Carried Portable Space Bagpipes

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Famed ex-girlfriend and visor enthusiast V. Stiviano showed off her new protective accessory at LAX yesterday. It's a glove of sorts, in that it is worn on the hand. It's a shield of sorts, in that it is enormous and obscures the body. 

What is that thing!? An errant panel from a glossy alien sports car? A shiny pan flute for a giant? The skyline of a future metropolis? Steampunk space bagpipes? Correct. This glove is all those things, and also many more things. A multiplicity within that hand-shield.