Paris Hilton’s Beautiful Circular Logic

11 Jul 2014, Los Angeles, California, USA --- Paris Hilton wears extremely revealing dress, almost identical to the sheer dress worn at her last birthday party, this time, at Paris Hilton's New Single "Come Alive" Release Party Jul 10 2014 - 1OAK - West Hollywood, California United States. (ALSO INCLUDED ARE FOUR STOCK PHOTOS FROM THE DRESS PARIS WORE (PINK) AT PARIS' BIRTHDAY PARTY on 12/15/13 for comparison). Pictured: Paris Hilton --- Image by ? @Parisa/Splash News/Corbis
Photo: @Parisa/Corbis

Paris Hilton, who Vice has proclaimed is the most underrated pop star of all time so everyone else can just got home now, spoke to them about her new album and the bubble-gum dreamscape of her worldview.

To paraphrase, this is the Platonic Ideal According to Paris Hilton: The "perfect summer song" is about summer. "Summertime is about love." Love "makes you happy and come to life." Love is also "not always perfect." But something that can "make you happy" is a "perfect summer song."

Perfection, love, summer, happiness: It’s all there. It’s all there in the teachings of our goodly guru, Paris Hilton. The tautologist of our time also informed Vice that if she did have a unicorn pet, she would name it Princess Unicorn.