Self-Proclaimed Gangsta Hopes She Has Good Kids

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If self-described "self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra" of our generation Lana Del Rey is going to be a mother, she still hopes that she can be the worst-behaved in the bunch. She dreamed about her future family and told Fashion magazine:

I would love to find someone I could share my life with and be married to. I would love children, too. Hopefully they’re not as bad as I am.

Has Lana Del Rey helped humanity reach peak bad? Oh, she wishes it were so.