While preparing for vacation, Sharon Stone has a message for any tabloid photographer ready to train a lens on her bikini-clad butt.
She tells E! News:
I haven't worked out in a couple of months because I just didn't feel like it. But now I'm going on vacation and I know what they're going to do — [the tabloids] are going to put a circle around my ass and do one of those crazy magnified pictures saying, 'What happened to her ass? It's a bag of cheese.' I would just like to say it's a fine triple crème brie!
No more cottage-cheese thighs. This is just the beginning of the era of positive butt-to-cheese comparisons, e.g., "a butt like firm cheddar" or "well-aged gouda." However, if a backside is akin to burrata, perhaps it’s time to call a doctor.