Here’s Something for Your World Cup Man Withdrawal

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Have you noticed a lack of hot-man worship in your life since the World Cup ended? Us, too. There's a huge, man-shaped hole in our hearts. But we just found something to fill it: an old photo of Mario Göetze, the player who scored Germany's winning goal, and his magnificent, shamelessly prominent boner.