The Fug Girls Live-Blog the 2014 Emmys Carpet

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The Emmys are usually a pretty relaxing awards show — the last major one of the year, signaling a glorious few months off before we do it all over again at the Golden Globes. But on tonight’s telecast, a potentially frightening ill wind is blowing: E!'s press release made no mention of Ryan Seacrest, and if there's anything we've learned in the mumble-mumble years we've been doing this, it's that when Ryan isn't driving the red-carpet ship, it has a tendency to careen into the rocks and burst into flames. On the other hand, maybe that means this weird weeknight red carpet is setting up to be the blockbuster adventure we've been craving. We'll know for sure soon enough, so pull up your box of wine — even, nay, especially if you're still at the office — and strap in and maybe pray for a shipwreck. (Please leave comments at the bottom in the comments section and the Fug Girls will respond when they can.)