Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton Rekindled Their Friendship

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Baby-voiced Swarovski crystals Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have evidently halted their blood feud. What?! you might ask in stupefaction, however could the heart forgive after such betrayal?

It was only by visiting a magical island, a portal into the mid-2000s, that the pair could begin to love again. Yes, both journeyed to the mystical Ibiza, where everything glimmers in the splendor of the ancients. 

Kardashian wrote that the pair was “reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006!” She continued that she enjoyed her chance to “catch up” with Hilton. Whatever did they discuss? Their Shakespearean reversal of fortunes since their first journey to the isle? Oh that does sound like a lovable way to start a friendship anew.