Matthew McConaughey Boldly Adores His Fanny Pack

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BOSTON - AUGUST 17: Actor Matthew McConaughey stands for the national anthem at the Red Sox game at Fenway Park on August 17, 2014. The Boston Red Sox took on the Houston Astros in Game 4 of a four-game series at Fenway Park. (Photo by Jim Davis/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)
Photo: Jim Davis/The Boston Globe via Getty Images

America's most trusted authority on relaxation Matthew McConaughey believes in the fanny pack. He wore his very own to a baseball game on Sunday, where he gave a prepared lecture about the benefits of the waist pouch: 

I got so much gear in here I don't want in my pockets. I'm not afraid of the fanny pack. You gotta kind of put it on the side to make it look a little, not as nerdy. But still, practicality wins out ... They're coming back. They're on their way back, some decade from now.

Some decade from now — if the patient McConaughey just waits for time to pass faithfully enough — everything that is good on this Earth, such as the winningly practical fanny-pack, will rise again.