Miley Cyrus Gave a Tattoo to the Bravest Mortal on Earth

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Miley Cyrus, an established artist of great skill and breadth, gave a tattoo to another person last night. This person was very brave, so brave that perhaps he should be recruited for a profession that requires immense bravery like space exploration or serving as a spy. Now marked by a Cyrus tattoo, he could be fairly awarded a preemptive medal for heroism in the face of dangers unknown. And yesterday — August 5, 2014 — shall be marked as the day that the first human passed the fabled Miley Cyrus Tattoo Test.