Miley’s Crafts: Just in Service of a 5-Foot-Tall Bong

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Miley Cyrus, maniacally joyous crafter for our time, is an artist with a Purpose. Cyrus’s Purpose was a thing of debate, though its empirical existence is shown in the young craftswoman's devoted pursuit. And now she has revealed her motive: a 5-foot-tall bong

Her expressive gluing and imaginative pinning is all for this goal. Cyrus is not vain — she happily collaborates with her "fucking beyond kiewl fanz." And she shall be rewarded for her ambitions. She reports that the apparatus is nearly complete.