And Now, a Pop Song About Tinder

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There have been Kesha parodies and sketch comedy, but what we have here appears to be the internet's first true love song written about Tinder: "Swipe" by the Miracles of Modern Science, featuring female vocals from Kristin Slipp, and debuting online today. The music video shows the female heroine dismissing a series of dorky men, until she comes across one fit for duet. Excerpt:

[Evan:]
I’ve worked my tender finger to the bone
[Kristin:]
I’ve used up all the data on my phone

[Kristin & Evan:]
Please, can we just meet? 
This heart is hungry
Soon enough I gotta let it eat

Oh baby baby please, just name the street 
You look so lovely
And I’m running out of battery

[Evan:]
Are you still around? Did you change your mind?
Should I move along to the next in line?