Are you a Brooklyn dweller, frequent Brooklyn visitor, or just a fan of all things the borough has to offer? No? Well, good luck finding someone to have a conversation with. Danielle and Laura Kosann, the sister duo behind the New Potato, produced this funny video that shows what happens when your entire friend-group moves to Brooklyn while you remain on the island of Manhattan. It’s basically like Cast Away except with more smug mentions of artisanal mustard, Mason jars, and long conversations about homemade almond milk made with a Vitamix.
(No, but really, though, how good is that mustard?)