A Woman Draws Enormous Dicks Using Nike+

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Bay Area woman Claire Wyckoff is really making the most of her daily runs. She uses Nike+ and her own two feet to draw fantastic pictures throughout the city and posts them to her blog Running Drawing. Some standouts include Slimer from Ghostbusters and a six-mile space invader, but she really excels when she’s using her Nike+ to draw miles-long schlongs throughout San Francisco.

Here is a hairy pair of balls in Cole Valley:

A sweet lil’ chode near Agecroft Hall:

Here’s a “long and hooded” dong Wycoff calls the Gandalf:

And, in honor of Father’s Day, a penis drawn near Golden Gate Park:

She finds phalli everywhere; it’ s a true gift.