Future Sexiest Person Alive Was Born Today

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Beautiful person Ryan Gosling and even more beautiful person Eva Mendes gave birth to a future People magazine's Most Beautiful Person on Friday, September 12 — and it's a human girl, reports Us Weekly. Congratulations to the happy couple, you just gave birth to the only human who might someday make you look unattractive. And congratulations to all citizens of the future free world who will get to behold the beauty of the Mendes-Gosling progeny for years to come.