... Meanwhile, We Bring You the News in Beyoncé

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We're in the throes of Fashion Week, but the rest of the celebrity world still turns. So while we're all busy watching footage of Miley twerking to Tyga at Alexander Wang's secret rave, let us not neglect to check in with America's Royal Couple, Beyoncé and Jay Z. Here's a photo of the pair taking a jaunt to Portofino for some post-tour, post-VMAs rest and relaxation. Though let's be honest: This is most likely a working BeyJaycation. Make sure you guys take some time to hit the Jet Skis while you're busy dispelling those pesky divorce rumors.

Still married.

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Not divorced.

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Surfbort.

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