Neiman Marcus to Open in New York; Area Dads Anticipate Joke Opportunity

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New York has a Barneys, a Bendels, a Bergdorf, and a Saks — but somehow it still seems incomplete. Now the city can finally feel whole: Manhattan is welcoming its first ever Neiman Marcus store, a very fancy-sounding, 250,000-square-foot mecca in Hudson Yards — the potential future home of Fashion Week. 

It's slated to open in 2018, so tristate-area dads have plenty of time to perfect their delivery of the classic Dad joke: “Neiman Marcus? More like Needless Markups!” Ba-dum-ching.