Nick Cannon Wore $2 Million Shoes

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Nick Cannon, a former disciple of Mariah Carey, wore 2 million dollars in footwear yesterday evening. The Guinness properties are currently reviewing his shoes as the most potentially expensive things someone could use to protect their feet from the floor. Women’s Wear Daily reports that the slip-ons were Tom Ford shoes laden with 14,000 white diamondswedged into white gold. 

The only missed opportunity, it seems, is that these shoes hid Nick Cannon’s socks, which are exclusively made out of the silkiest tufts of a snow leopard's ear fur, knitted together with the physical manifestation of wishes.