Soon, There Will Be Workouts for Your Face


Weird facial-workout devices will no longer be the secret shame of stars promoting them overseas. WWD reports that StriVectin has Stateside plans to launch a new product called the Facial Toner (not to be confused with actual facial toner, of the liquid variety), which the company says will help you "preserve facial muscle mass."

The Walkman-size device will include micro-current gel pads that StriVectin claims make skin stronger and firmer by targeting facial nerves and muscles. If the face gym becomes the new SoulCycle, consider us very, very afraid.