Conventional Halloween wisdom includes: Decline unwrapped treats, inspect all your candy for razor blades, and make sure your costume isn't horrifyingly offensive. But here’s a new one, compliments of octogenarian sex therapist Dr. Ruth:
On Halloween it's OK to wear fake hair, fake teeth even fake boobs. When all that comes off, however, hope you don't fake an orgasm— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 30, 2014
Thanks, Dr. R. This is the perfect advice for those seeking a sensual Halloween experience with a “Mr. Goodbar” (or, hey, even Three Musketeers, no judgment), or a salacious walk of shame story to send the Cut next year.