Jeff Goldblum Married a Person This Weekend

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Jeff Goldblum, a 62-year-old person, married another person, Emilie Livingston, who is a 31-year-old person. This time next year, Jeff Goldblum will be 63 and Emilie Livingston will be 32. In six years, it will be November 11, 2020. Ten years ago, it was 2004. 

Goldblum married Livingston at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Sunday. It was still 2014 then, and it's still 2014 now. Twenty-one years ago, Jurassic Park came out, and next year, another Jurassic Park will come out. Time's the only constant, always, people say.