Taylor Swift Is a Crazy, Car-Smashing Psycho Ex

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Taylor Swift knows what the public thinks of her dating life: that she's a naïve romantic who turns into a stab-y man-eater when the relationship doesn’t go her way. And so in the video for her single “Blank Space,” she gives the people what they want and plays, with a delightful sense of humor, the stereotype of a car-smashing, stage-nine clinger of a girlfriend, the kind everyone assumes she is anyway — oh, and there's a bed full of fluffy white kittens.