Andrew Garfield Has a Curious Face Growth

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We're not doctors or anything, but we're concerned about Andrew Garfield. Something is just not right. He's been seen around town with his girlfriend, Emma Stone, with an out-of-control, hairy growth on his face. It's a strange, disturbing ring of fur he's sporting: simultaneously lush, yet sparse. Again, we're not medical experts, but there are only two potential diagnoses here: Either Andrew Garfield is actually a werewolf from a B horror movie, or someone surgically attached a merkin to his face while he was sleeping.