Why Do These Celebrities All Have Sock Lines?


Does anything really happen in the last two weeks of the year? If it did, would you care? Welcome to Brain Dead Fortnight, two weeks of mental vacation. 

What did we do before celebrities? We walked around with our shoes pressing dangerously into our ankle flesh, devoid of comfort and warmth. Then celebrities stepped in to design a rich tapestry of socks in unique styles, colors, and textures. Today, we pay tribute to the entertainers — nay, heroes — who took time out of their busy schedules (whether it be of rapping, playing basketball, more rapping, or being related or married to other celebrities) to design socks. 

Click through our slideshow for a comprehensive list of celebrities with sock lines. Meanwhile, those who still don't have sock lines — even though they totally seem like they would — include the Situation, Seth Green, and apl.de.ap from the Black Eyed Peas. Wasted sock-purtunities abound.